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#employee kissing up

The post praises a current or previous employer / boss / team in ways that read as audition material. Tells: "I'm grateful to work with…", "the best team in the industry", "X has been an incredible mentor", anniversary posts that read like a job application. — 52 posts, worst first.

1. #1
   78 Dr. Brigette Hyacinth's Leadership Mantra: Inspire, Empower, and Buy My Book
2. #2
   77 Grace Egbukuyomi’s Humility Tour: Top 3% LinkedIn Creators, Just FYI
3. #3
   77 Racketa Production's Emmy Flex: CGI Credentials with a Side of Marketing Fluff
4. #4
   76 Zac Armstrong’s Executive Boot Camp: Where Age Meets Military Metaphors
5. #5
   72 Kunal Varma's Leadership Revelation: Tune In for More Tautologies
6. #6
   71 The 'Invisible People Don't Get Paid' Gambit: A New Low in Monetizing Mediocrity
7. #7
   70 Jerry Greiner’s 'Key Insights': Bringing Corporate Karaoke to LinkedIn's Stage
8. #8
   69 Tamara Storm’s AI Odyssey: From Tricycle to Formula 1 with Zero Depth
9. #9
   68 AI Mastery Revealed: Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain
10. #10
    68 Celebration time's over: Glory Obinwokoye's visibility philosophy, now with 9,000 followers
11. #11
    68 Duncan Rogoff's 5-Agent Content 'Machine': LinkedIn's New Pyramid Scheme
12. #12
    68 Codie Sanchez's Small Business Boom: More Theatre Than Economics
13. #13
    66 The profound delusion of 'finishers finish' and other eye-rolling insights
14. #14
    66 Nine Days Out: The Countdown to LinkedIn Buzzword Nirvana
15. #15
    66 Ravisha's Communication Slow Jam: Pace Yourself to Enlightenment
16. #16
    65 Carmen Christiaanse’s Video Odyssey: Join the Movement of Empty Promises
17. #17
    65 'Pitch OS': Transforming Sales Fear into LinkedIn Workshop Hype Since 2023
18. #18
    65 Thomas Marcelle Wants Us to Guzzle His Champagne and Praise His Naano Empire
19. #19
    65 Patrik Holm bids adieu with a hashtag deluge and corporate karaoke
20. #20
    64 Ateeq Ahmed: Discovering the Secrets to LinkedIn Mediocrity
21. #21
    64 Hackathon victory doubles as a self-promo parade, unsponsored by originality
22. #22
    64 Juneteenth solemnity hijacked by TEDx and Pulitzer Prize name-drops
23. #23
    63 Peter Winick's guide to mediocrity: Sales matter, in case you forgot
24. #24
    63 Thought Leadership in AI: A Profoundly Empty Exercise by Jasmine Sandler
25. #25
    63 Michele Mancioppi's LinkedIn: Where Job Titles Come to Die in Style
26. #26
    63 Urooj Fatima Mirza bids Careem adieu with buzzwords, borrowed clout, and open DMs
27. #27
    62 StayVista's Retreat Guide: Grand Promises and Subscriptions Wrapped in Villas
28. #28
    62 Luke James Barrett's recruitment pitch disguised as a global love fest
29. #29
    61 Osman YILDIRIM: Preaching Empathy in Amazon's Concrete Jungle
30. #30
    61 20K Followers and Gratitude Served on a Silver Platter of Clichés
31. #31
    60 Corporate Sermons: AI Camp Tales Cloaked as Grand Revelation
32. #32
    60 Finalist at British Recruitment Awards: A Journey in Self-Promotion and Cliché
33. #33
    58 Deena Priest's Ode to Solopreneurs: Lean Fast, Borrowed Authority Optional
34. #34
    58 A quantum leap in self-promotion disguised as humble ecosystem musings
35. #35
    58 Addy Osmani's Ode to AI: O'Reilly Books and Dubious Humblebrags
36. #36
    57 Maria Sukhareva's AI Musings Sponsored by Amazon and Other Big Names
37. #37
    57 Peter Balázs Polgár: When 'Pragmatic Design Leader' Meets LinkedIn's Love for Résumés
38. #38
    56 Survival tale moonlights as book launch — coming soon to Amazon
39. #39
    56 Sol Rashidi's AI Oversight: Where Credentials Meet Optimization Theater
40. #40
    54 Andreas Horn's AI Odyssey: Faux Wisdom and Newsletters for the Lost Souls
41. #41
    54 A Canonical Tale of Humblebragging: 'Thrilled' and 'Love Contributing' to the Rescue
42. #42
    53 Rotem Agmon's S3 Sermon: A Bucketful of Clichés and Self-Reverence
43. #43
    53 Calculating Meeting Costs: A 10-Minute Audit for LinkedIn Pseudo-Wisdom
44. #44
    53 Tomas Ahlström's sunshine-fueled self-congratulations eclipse substance and sincerity
45. #45
    52 Canonical Award Winner Mistakes Empty Praise for Professional Achievement
46. #46
    49 Agentic AI: When Wild Revelations Double as Sales Pitches
47. #47
    49 Phishing Threats and Ben Carroll’s Shamelessly Veiled Sales Pitch
48. #48
    49 Sprinting Through LinkedIn Clichés: Snow, Austria, and Job Openings
49. #49
    46 'We've spent the last year thinking deeply' about how to regurgitate clichés
50. #50
    38 'Hiring Isn't a Numbers Game,' Declares Math-Magician with Workshop to Sell
51. #51
    37 Tim Denning's Cosmic Disappearance: LinkedIn Messiah Now Peddling Substack Salvation
52. #52
    34 Tamas K.'s Timebook: The Shameless Solo LLC Savior Tech Pitch