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Celebration time's over: Glory Obinwokoye's visibility philosophy, now with 9,000 followers

#linkedin4activeminds | Glory Obinwokoye 🦄 | 649 comments

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url5/15/2026, 5:11:32 AM
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Verdict

STOP SCROLLING… because HOW did Glory Obinwokoye manage to hit every LinkedIn cliché in one post? With 'celebration time' and the age-old adage that 'visibility needs community,' she serves up reheated wisdom that’s about as nourishing as instant ramen. Her performative humility dazzles with 'HOW did we jump to 9,000 followers this fast?!' — a classic humblebrag that suggests she's just as surprised as we are by her apparent popularity. Despite claiming the mantle of a 'Digital Entrepreneur Teacher,' we're left wondering what curriculum includes vague platitudes like 'Growth needs people.' But the pièce de résistance is the blatant self-promotion: 'Link in the comments. Let’s build together,' a call to action so subtle it could be sponsored by a used car dealership.

Performative humility
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The post opens with 'HOW did we jump to 9,000 followers this fast?!', which flirts with humility while boasting about follower count.

Borrowed authority
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References to being a 'Digital Entrepreneur Teacher' imply experience but lack substantial evidence of expertise.

Empty profundity
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'Visibility needs community' and similar phrases are vague and unoriginal, offering little actionable insight.

Hypocrisy
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The message is consistent in promoting community growth while also seeking personal visibility.

Self-promo
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'Link in the comments. Let’s build together' directly solicits engagement and promotes a growth challenge.

Cliché density
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'Celebration time' and 'stop struggling alone' exemplify tired clichés prevalent on LinkedIn.

Original article

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/glory-obinwokoye-%F0%9F%A6%84-45154418a_linkedin4activeminds-activity-7460169454900117504-2OWk