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Tony Blair, Larry Ellison, and the Billionaire Bogeyman Conspiracy Thriller

#digitalid #kingsspeech | Noel McElwee | 248 comments

url5/14/2026, 4:25:25 PM
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Verdict

Noel McElwee’s fever dream about 'institutional entrapment' could use a nap. He leans heavily on Tony Blair and Larry Ellison, as if brandishing these names will somehow lend his argument the gravitas it sorely lacks. Yet despite their star power, there's no deeper analysis—just name-dropping to stoke fear of digital dystopia. The notion that 'optional becomes mandatory in practice' is trotted out like an epiphany when it's merely stating that people follow trends—a revelation as groundbreaking as sunrise. Finally, the ominous warning to 'wake up before optional becomes permanent' has all the profundity of a motivational poster in a dilapidated gym—lurid drama without substance. McElwee's narrative is more conspiracy than critique; less 'King's Speech,' and more rantings of a sovereign cynic.

Performative humility
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The author does not attempt to present their claims as anything other than direct assertions.

Borrowed authority
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The piece heavily references Tony Blair and Larry Ellison, using their names to bolster its arguments without substantive analysis.

Empty profundity
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'Optional becomes mandatory in practice' presents a vague insight with no concrete examples.

Hypocrisy
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There is a consistent message against control while relying on sensationalism to capture attention.

Self-promo
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There's minimal overt self-promotion; the focus remains on the topic rather than the author.

Cliché density
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'Wake up before optional becomes permanent' is a phrase that could be found in many similar discussions.

Original article

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/noel-mcelwee-33368912b_digitalid-kingsspeech-share-7460433435061317632-lX-d