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Angela Hutchens attempts to reinvent Daily Standups with tired Agile jargon

Daily Standups Shouldn't Be Status Meetings | Angela Hutchens SA, CSM, CSPO, SSGB posted on the topic | LinkedIn

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Most Daily Standups were never supposed to become status meetings,' opens the post with a flourish of 'performative humility,' as if announcing a groundbreaking revelation. Meanwhile, 'A great Daily Standup is short, focused, collaborative, and outcome-driven' redefines empty profundity — after all, isn't that just a description of any meeting worth having? Then there's the commendable attempt at borrowing authority without overdoing it; despite parading as SA, CSM, CSPO, SSGB, Hutchens refrains from clubbing us to death with acronyms. And lest we forget, weaving in clichés like 'performance theater' does nothing but remind us why these tropes are ubiquitous: they're easy crutches for when genuine insight is AWOL. In sum: it's the same old Agile sermon sprinkled with buzzwords and aspirations.

Performative humility
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The post opens with 'Most Daily Standups were never supposed to become status meetings,' suggesting a humble admission of common failure.

Borrowed authority
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Angela Hutchens lists multiple credentials but does not overly leverage them in the argument.

Empty profundity
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'A great Daily Standup is short, focused, collaborative, and outcome-driven' offers little substantive insight beyond basic definitions.

Hypocrisy
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There’s no overt contradiction between the message and medium; it consistently advocates for effective practices.

Self-promo
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While there are hints of self-promotion through credentials and branding, they are not the core focus.

Cliché density
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'Performance theater,' 'fear reporting,' and 'status meetings' reflect common tropes within Agile discussions.

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Original article

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/a-hutchens_agile-scrum-leadership-share-7458861915264610304-6BK-