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'Retention' vs. 'Stall': When Managerial Humility is Just a Career Speed Bump

The best engineer on your team is the one you should be working hardest to lose. I learned that by doing the opposite. Years ago I had an engineer named Anita. She was the person you build the org… | Srinivas Badrinarayanan | 72 comments

url6/19/2026, 9:49:06 PM
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Verdict

Srinivas Badrinarayanan spins a yarn of managerial zen that reeks of self-back-patting masquerading as insight. His 'aha' moment—'Keeping your best people is often just stealing from their careers to keep your own quarter stable'—is as groundbreaking as discovering water is wet. As he bemoans that 'Anita does not' answer calls, it becomes clear that fractured ties are LinkedIn's real currency. The shopworn phrases like 'critical to the team' parade by with the creativity of a copy-paste warrior on autopilot. What we actually glean here is a subtler brand of self-promotion: waxing poetic about bygone blunders while slyly displaying one's sparkling, battle-won wisdom.

Performative humility
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The author presents a lesson as learned from experience, hinting at humility but ultimately framing it around their own management style.

Borrowed authority
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While the post shares personal experience, it does not heavily rely on credentials or external validation.

Empty profundity
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The insights provided are concrete and specific rather than vague platitudes.

Hypocrisy
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The author advocates for employee growth while having previously hindered it due to self-interest.

Self-promo
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There's a subtle self-promotion in displaying managerial wisdom without overtly selling services.

Cliché density
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'Keeping your best people' and 'critical to the team' are common phrases that dilute originality.

Original article

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/srinivasbadri_the-best-engineer-on-your-team-is-the-one-share-7470662473466056704-8ZDs/