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'Align with the West' and other geopolitical buzzwords neutered by biryani

In 1997, Pakistan moved its weekly holiday from Friday to Sunday. The reason given? Align with the West. Open the markets. Attract investment. Saudi Arabia did the same in 2013. I watched both… | Aftab Ali | 75 comments

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Verdict

Aftab Ali's tale of Pakistan's holiday shuffle might've soared like a falcon, if not for its wings clipped by mid-tier profundity. The phrase 'Align with the West' resonates as a worn-out anthem, akin to selling sand in the Sahara—perennial yet short on substance. Then there's the Zen koan masquerading as insight: 'Some things aren't worth the trade.' Translation? Cultural shifts may not satisfy your nostalgia for food aromas. Lastly, observe how our narrator 'watched both from the UK,' casting himself as a sort of geopolitical oracle whose omniscience overlooks that Saudi Fridays still kick off with leisure rather than labor. If this is wisdom, I'll take my cultural commentary with extra hot sauce and hold the vague musings.

Performative humility
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The post suggests a personal observation but lacks overt self-deprecation.

Borrowed authority
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It references cultural shifts and historical context without heavy credentialing.

Empty profundity
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Contains general claims about cultural identity that lack specific actionable insights.

Hypocrisy
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Consistent in advocating for cultural identity while critiquing Western alignment.

Self-promo
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Minimal focus on self-promotion or direct calls to action.

Cliché density
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'Align with the West' and similar phrases reflect some cliché usage.

Original article

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/aftab-ali-3a0210245_in-1997-pakistan-moved-its-weekly-holiday-share-7456073214088212480-46RN